quarta-feira, 26 de abril de 2006

HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Willie: Jesus, kid. When I was your age, I didn't need no fucking gorilla. And I wasn't as big as one of your legs. Four kids beat me up one time and I went crying home to my daddy. You know what he did?

Kid: He made it all better?

Willie: No, he kicked my ass. You know why?

Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?

Willie: What the fuck? No!

Kid: He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man?

Willie: No. It's because he was a mean, drunk, son of a bitch. And when he wasn't busy busting my ass, he was putting cigarettes out on my neck. The world ain't fair. You've gotta take what you need when you can get it. You've gotta learn to stand up for yourself. You have to stop being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something.

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Diálogo retirado do filme "Bad Santa".
Assim como com várias outras coisas, preciso de doses, no mínimo, esporádicas de humor deturpado - aquele que se permite brincar com alguns tabus. É bom ver esse canal aberto de vez em quando.